When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning
Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?
Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!
Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump
Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*
Guy # 1: . . . . damn
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