Abv. BBC aka British Broadcasting Corporation.
Beeb: Friendly sounding smug nickname invented by the BBC so that they don't sound like a big corporate monster who steal 120 pounds a year off poor people so that they can make shitey, middle class dramas about businessmen, DIY/Property programmes about people with loads of money and patronizing kids tv about kids with social difficulties who live in big massive houses in Kent.
'Beeb' is also the BBC's brand name and a byword for the 'much loved' BBC family. This family are basically a big bunch of posh twats from West London who sit around all day deciding how best they can spend other peoples money without actually using any talent.
TV voiceover: "And coming up next on beeb one, some posh kids have a hilarious scrape on 'My Dad's the Prime Minister."
"I work for the Beeb, I'm just so cooool!"
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