1. To fuck or be fucked
2. To be caught in a difficult situation, also see screwed.
3. A poser 'programmer' who thinks his programs are the shit, when they're really just shit.
1. "Awww man, I blonk'd your mom last night and it was AWESOME"
2. "Fuck dude, I'm blonked."
3. "Blonk's a faggot"
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