Barack Obama (noun)- 1.) The 2008 democratic nominee for the presidential election, who will become the first African American president if he wins.
2.) A politician with very little experience who has made his way to the top only through speeches loaded with fluff and words like "change" and "future".
And most importantly...
3.) The man who will win the 2008 election because this country is divided by cowards and idiots. Half the nation will vote for Obama for fear of being called racist and the other half will vote because their dumb enough to buy into his pointless, optimistic speeches.
Citizen 1: I'm voting for Barack Obama
Citizen 2: Good for you
Citizen 1: Well who are you voting for?
Citizen 2: I'm not sure yet probably McCain
Citizen 1: WHAT THE HELL OH MY GOD YOU'RE A RACIST MAN!
Citizen 2: Umm well no actually I just think that McCain would make a better president. I mean come on Barack has practically no experience; he has been on the senate for 3 years and has been running for president for 1. John McCain was a prisoner of war for 7 years and I truly believe that he loves this country and will take good care of us.
Citizen 1: NO YOU'RE JUST VOTING FOR MCCAIN BECAUSE HE'S WHITE AND BARACK'S BLACK
Citizen 2: Did you not hear what I just said?
Citizen 1: EVERYONE WILL CALL YOU RACIST IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR OBAMA!
Citizen 2: Well that's the wrong reason to vote for somebody.
Citizen 1: YOU ARE RACIST
Citizen 2: Ok, fine! Settle down I'll vote for Barack, I mean my vote doesn't matter anyway!
Democrat: Obama promised me money in my pocket during the democratic convention. Now he has my vote locked in 100%.
Republican: Wait, that's all it took for you to get his vote? I mean you're just gonna let him run the country on one single sentence?
Democrat: Sure, why wouldn't I? After all it was a really great speech.
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