BAD DAY: You know it's gonna be a bad day when you step in chewing gum with your right foot and doggie doo with your left foot-----and that's before you leave your bathroom!----
and you don't even chew gum!-----and you don't even have a dog!
"You're having a bad day when your bathroom is a sticky, shitty mine field!"
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