None of the below definitions have it right.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Firmly press a tennis racket into their stomach.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach.
- It does NOT involve a person's face.
- It does NOT involve their ass.
- It DOES involve a tennis racket.
Side note: this term was popularized by the television show Salute Your Shorts.
Awful waffle! Awful waffle! Awful waffle!
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