a holder of writing implements
A proctologist was having a hectic day, having seen about 20 patients.
His nurse comes in with a pile of paperwork for him to sign.
He motions to her to put in on his desk and reaches into his pocket for a pen but instead pulls out a thermometer.
"Damn it", he says, "Some asshole has got my pen!"
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