Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."
Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"
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