The fear of spiders. That a little spider, even though they are helping kill other insects and would never harm you, will somehow eat you alive with its little fangs, or release a spine tingling venom into your bloodstream making you into a spiderman or spiderwoman that shoots butt floss out of its wrists and swings throughout the city protecting people from evil.
Girl: AHHHH! A SPIDER!!! KILL IT!!!!
Boy: Why? it's not really doing anything.. plus i don't really want to get up..
Girl: You don't understand!!!! i have ARACHNOPHOBIA.
Boy: OH, okay let me take off my shoe..
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