When a man is on the verge of climax but gets distracted by something important. Instead of ejaculating and shooting something out of his penis, the jerking recoil sucks the entirety of existence into his penis.
CERN's newly built Large Hadron Collider promises the potential to answer may of life's greatest questions.
However, the greatest threat that it poses is not (as is commonly believed) the creation of a black hole, but in fact an 'anticlimax' caused by some frisky physicists simultaneously doing the nasty and discovering the Higgs-Boson particle.
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