So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.
I clapped with delight when my boyfriend surprised me with an Ancient Mariner.
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