Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-
CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?
Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house
Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!
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