A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.
"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"
"I don't know, she looks 45."
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