Aleks is the Cheese that spews from yer Knob after a long hard diagonal thrust. You know that you have made an aleks when you find the remains on your wall and/or girlfriends tits. If not cleaned immediately the aleks will crust and stain. And nobody likes a crusty aleks.
"...And honey... Make sure to clean up your Aleks before you leave for school! No one likes a crusty Aleks!"
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