When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.
"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."
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