Air soft is for people who are too afraid to play paintball!
Truth: first of all, some people may be, some people may not be. I for one am not afraid to play paintball, and neither are my friends and I'm a teenager. You don't know every air softer in the world! And also all these paintballers who bash air soft for not hurting as much, what are you, emo? I don't want to be badly bruised all day! Shut up, emo paintballer!
Air soft guns are used because you won't buy a real gun!
Truth: Who the fuck wants to go and buy a real gun which you have to buy real expensive ammo for and go and shoot fucking targets all day?! That is boring as fuck! I would much rather go to an arena with a replica gun and some gear and shoot the fuck out of my friends and people I don't know and have a blast and everyone makes it out OK.
Air soft is for military wannabe's, nerds, people who are too afraid to play paintball, and military rejects!
Truth: I don't want to be in the military nor am I old enough so saying I am a military wannabe is just wrong. Not all air softers are nerds, once again, you do not know every air softer in the world, lots of them are chill dudes. Paintball hurts like a mofo and i don't get why people brag about that. It is just stupid how much it hurts but I'm not afraid to play it so that is also a false claim. Then military rejects, some players who were rejected from service may be, but 99% of them are not or not even old enough to join.
Air softer 1: Hey, lets go play some air soft today in our local cqb arena!
Air softer 2: Good idea! i just got a new KWA m4! Should be fun!
Fag air softer: Wow look at those cool guns! mommy I want one! I want to be just like soap from call of duty mommy!
Milsim fag: Wow way to be faggots how about you come and face my team because were so cool and we look like the rangers but were really just rejects!
Paint baller: Wow way to have guns that don't hurt like hell! I'm going to go play paintball because I'm a man and i love to hurt myself!
Real gun owner: Wow pussies go buy a real gun and come sit still and shoot at a target all day!
Air softer 1: Wow all these people are retarded lets leave.
Air softer 2: Yeah, its just our hobby, don't make a big deal out of it!
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