Abortion is the best known birth control method.
During the first month of pregnancy, the procedure is made on medication because the man's gravy is still fluid inside and it is easy to get rid of it. However, if the pregnant woman wait for too long, the abortion Doctor will have to pump the thing out using an abortion vacuum, because the man's juice will become like jelly steak gravy.
Mother: Sweetie, Darling! Did you gain some weight?
Girl: What?!? Oh no! I must be pregnant again!
Mother: That's okay sweetheart. I will call the abortion doctor and take an appointment for you.
Girl: Thanks mom!
Mother: You're welcome honey! Don't forget, you start working at 11pm tonight!
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