Australian natives. An ancient race of people that have spent the past 40, 000 years in isolation. Their isolation from the world has meant that they were oblivious to evolution, so when the English convicts arrived in the late 1700's they were confronted with a primitive race of people left over from the stone-age. Interesting culture, not that many people would know much about it because Australia tends to ignore them most of the time (possibly why they whinge a lot). The typical aboriginal has little pride in his/her appearance (often doesn’t even bother with shoes), is dependant on the Australian government for financial support and suffers from substance abuse. They feel no sense of shame in asking anybody on the street for a dollar. The majority are either unable or too lazy to maintain and take proper care of houses provided to them by the Australian government, and huge groups of them live together in squalor and filth. Aboriginal communities are notorious for alcohol abuse, paint sniffing and domestic violence. They also have malodorous body odour, leaving the unfortunate sufferers that surround them to assume that they don’t shower or use deodorant. As a race, if they had been left to continue their primitive existence alone (without European interference and domination) all of the problems they face in todays society would be non existent and their survival and life expectancy rates would be significantly higher. But obviously that didnt happen, so to be equal in all aspects to the rest of the Australian population they will need to assimilate and stop feeling sorry for themselves.
aboriginal: them whites, they tuk all me land..((sniff....))Bloody prime minister, He still aint said sorry!
aboriginal: Aye there brudda you got a dollar??
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