First, you shave your girl's cooter(save the pube cache). Go to town on that nicely shaven mound and when you're about to blow, pull out and splatter it on her chin, then sprinkle her shaved pubes onto her face, like you're tar and feathering her.
I gave Anne the old Abe Lincoln last night. I broke my leg jumping off the balcony making my escape.
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