A zombiephobic person who thinks it's necessary to have a12 gauge in the bathroom a .45 under his/her pillow an ak behind the tv a 30-06 in a gun safe a p90 in the fridge two 9 mils holstered an ar-15 also in a gun case a .50 cal s&w in a fruitbowl and a 10 guage elephant gun under his/her bed just in case a zombie breaks in
Me: hey can I grab a pop
zombie hick: ya sure in the fridge just don't touch p90 and watch out for the smith and wesson in the fruit bowl and if u see a zombie just grab a gun and light em up
Me: ur such a zombie hick
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