this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....
Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!
Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...
Dan: well then fix it
Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting
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