One of the strangest creatures in the whole world, The native non-African thrives off the tears of those he has just cock blocked or the girls, ages 4-6 only, he chases. He constantly pleasures himself to the thought of models shaving off their back hair with that spork with the serrated edge that you get in packages of food. Sometimes he takes a break and stands outside off people's houses, staring into their window while singing a shanty tune. When not doing these activities, he can be spotted at local playgrounds posing as ice cream man, teddy bear or the gay one from the Jonas Brothers, luring small boys into a dark alley or a van.
Hey, that guy seems like an asshole.
Yeah, he is such a Zane.
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