1. The biggest pansy ever. I'm surprised he hasn't come out of the closet yet. Only dating Vanessa Hudgens *cough*whore!*cough* to cover up his obvious homosexuality.
2. A makeup-obsessed 'teen' star that thinks he's the hottest thing to walk this earth.
3. A douchebag. Tries to look like Robert Pattinson by growing facial hair, and going for the 'i-don't-care-how-i-look-but-i-obviously-do-with-everything-i've-got' kind of look.
4. A complete tryhard. Going to end up going on a drug-spree and dieing like Elvis Presley.
5. A paedophile. Even though he's 21 years old, he's still loving the fact that 8 year-old girl's are in love with him.
6. A freak. Obviously can't sing for shit, and play's basketball with everything he's got even though he's probably shit at it in real life.
7. A manwhore. Most likely lost his virginity at the age of 5 to his preschool teacher.
8. A dork. Can't stand not being the centre of attention.
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: OHEMGEE! Zac Efron is lyk dah hottest fing 2 walk on God's green earth i wanna make out wit him so bad!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: ZOMG I WANNA MAKE OUT WIT HIM MORR! HEZ MINE BIATCH!
Me: CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP??!?!?! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE PEACE IN HERE WITH YOUR STUPID FANGIRL SHIT!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: hayyy shut up mannn hez beeutifuhlz and ur jeluss dat he luvz me morr dan yu!
Me: Oh per-lease!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: AHH YU WANT HIM T0OH! TOO BAD BETCH HES MINE YU CANT HAV HIHM!
Me: Ughh, pass me a bucket!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: NAWW yu want him.
Me: NAWW i don't. he's a pansy freak that deserves to die.
*Grabs my portable stereo and blasts MCR to drown out their screams*
Isn't that what you would do?
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