If you searched this (like i did) than ur a freak like me. And you need to get laid....BAD, because u havent been laid in a year. and now your penis is crusting because u cant get laid and u masterbate, and now u have to go see the doctor because the cum crust wont come off. Haha i mean really find a prostitute in an alley or something cause thats just fucked up. i mean sure they smell like vomit and whiskey but thats okay because i like that smell i mean yum i love vomit so yeah fuck something even your cat i mean for real
Your mothers dick is hairy.
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