A user on Yelp who uses the talk boards to cock-tease males and never show their face at an event; They often know all the inside jokes that nobody with a life cares about and also hide behind sexually suggestive pictures of themselves 10 pounds ago. They get off on spicing up threads by creating second troll accounts and are the first ones to announce that the talk boards are boring by creating a new thread titled "Post here when Yelp Talk is boring or sucks" when the threads are not centered around them.
Look, everybody's favorite Yelp Talk Whore is at it again "pointing to John's crotch." Just suck his cock already.
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