A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus points for bruises and blown out O-rings.
"Last night at the titty club some filthy bitch came over waiving her Yakity Cat at me. I managed to plug my nose and run before I hurled in her hole."
"Andrew wasn't so lucky."
"Neither was she."
Prices shown in USD.
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.