That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.
"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?"
"I'll be off in a second, babe."
*Several hours pass*
"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."
*Several days pass*
"I'm getting right off, I swear."
*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*
"Okay, baby, what was it?"
*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
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