A species that I wholeheartedly wish to eradicate. The dawn is set for a new age. An age without strife, pain, suffering. An age without the eternal plague of woman. The time has come for man to become self sufficient. Woman have become obsolete. Science will sustain us. We will put them down humanely, I assure you. Now, you may ask, what is the call for this? To which I reply, read some of the Urban Dictionary entries. A war is coming, and we must be the first to strike.
Ah, that felt good. But really, all the girls out there writng awful definitions about men, may I just say that I am deeply offended. Trust me, we aren't ALL mysoginistic dipshits. And don't go calling me one, either. Read some of your own definitions about men, and you'll understand why writing that was necesary. Honestly, how can you expect people NOT to write stuff like what you're all complaining about if you're going to write stuff like that?
Ok, third section. Time get cracking. A woman is the female counterpart to a man. Like some men are woman hating shitheads that all other men hold in utmost contempt, some woman are men hating shitheads, with the diffirence being that their sexism is regarded with respect.
Shithead man: Man, woman are nothing but sex toys!
Other man: Um... screw you.
Shithead woman: Men should be erased from the surface of the planet!
Other woman: I totally respect that!
Note: I honestly don't give a damn what your gender is, so long as you aren't a total asshole. So don't think I'm sexist for saying that some woman are jerks, because that is true, just like some men are jerks.
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