Piss in a snowbank, then scoop it into a cup. Offer it to your buddy, tell him it's a Mountain Dew Sno-Cone. When he starts eating it, tell him it's piss, and then when he gags, kick him in the nuts...
"Dude, I could go for a cold treat"
"Wait right here, I will make some sno-cones...you like Mountain Dew?"
"Yea! that's awesome"
After he bites into it, you tell him it's piss...
"Jerk ass...you just ate a Wisconsin Sno-Cone"...then kick him in the nuts...
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