A Decendent of Bigfoot, the Wicka is an ape like creature with shoulder legnth hair, shaggy beard, and blood shot eyes. The Wicka on most days will only leave its resting area to masturbate to internet porn or change the bong water. Known to hibernate for extended periods of time the Wicka could go weeks with out bathing itself leaving behind a strong odor of Ax body spray, KY jelly and cannibus. The Species is known to frequent local bars and loves free shots of Tequilla. When a Wicka spotted remember this is a harmless creature and very friendly if approached with freshly packed bowl.
I think i saw a WICKA last night. It made me buy it a shot of tequilla and smoke my lost bowl with it.
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