Having sex with a hooker in someone elses hotel room, and leaving in the middle of the night to get back to yours... it's like leaving a mint for the actual owner of the room... except it's actually a smelly old dirty used up whore, who wants money.
Me and Sandy went back to our room and discovered a delightful treat on our pillow, a "whore mint". We had a 2 and a half-some with a passed out prostitute. Thanks!
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