Any White person born and raised in South Africa.
White South Africans like to live the good life, they're a calm, and welcoming ethnic minority. However, they tend to get very violent if provoked. I myself, have never seen such carnage before I went to South Africa.
A White South African can be your best friend, but if you cross them, they can be as cruel as if a group of Colombian and Russian scientists genetically engineered him/her.
Be wary of Afrikaans women especially, they tend to be crazy, all they want to do is serve you food and get pregnant.
Afrikaans men, they tend to be the racist ones of the ethnic minority. So approach those guys with caution.
All other White South Africans except the Afrikaans, are sane, and awesome people - if you stay on their good side.
I saw a guy get beaten to shit by this one dude in South Africa, something to do with a girl. I also saw this other guy get shot in the head for looking at this other dude wrong...
Guy 1: "Dude that guy is a Bad Motherfucker"
Guy 2: "You see that dude get curb-stomped?! That guy who did it must have been a"
Girl: "White South African?"
Guy 1 & 2: "Yeah"
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