A small town in West Lothian Scotland. Its bears a remarkable similarity to the kind of former Warsaw Pact hell-hole found in Latvia...or maybe Estonia....
The Cross. Located in the centre of town, this is where the local Neds (Common Ned...Latin: Nedus Nedus) can be found sniffing their glue or drinking their embrocation of choice "Bucky".
Whitburn Academy. Located in the east of the town by the M8 motorway and resembling a giant fag packet on its side.
The Harrisons. Again to the east, beyond the academy lies a housing estate of particularly bad 70's housing. Think grey rat runs and monkey bikes.
Its felt by many that the only real solution to the whole situation is sustained arial bombradment on a WW2 scale.
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