N. Choke the chicken, manhandle the salami, whack off, spank the monkey, manually express semen, beat the meat, shake hands with your one-eyed best friend. To master your own domain.
"First thing I did when I got home was whack my pug. I swear I ain't never going to another cheer leading competition."
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