When your boyfriend/girlfriend has diarrhea, but runs out of toilet paper. You pee into their butthole cleaning out the excess poop for them.
I took a really wet poop, but didn't have any toilet paper. Thankfully my girlfriend was over and gave me a wet firehose
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