(1) weird weird. weirder than weird. unable to be anymore weirder. so weird even saying it out loud you'll instantaneously become the weirdest person ever, cancelling out the previous person who said the word.
Girl: Oh my god look at that goth kid! he's so weird.
Guy: weird? PFT he's werid.
Guy: yeah, werid.
Girl:...we're breaking up.
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