Wannabe emo moose.
They have cuts all up and down their arms, but if they were really serious about killing themselves they'd have done it.
They typically wear black, and chains, but can always be seen laughing and having a good time, so their 'depressed' facade just doesn't cut it.
Their hair is spiked up in a depressing way, which again doesn't fit with the typical emo style (floppy and over one eye), so it doesn't make sense, and makes them somewhat resemble a moose.
"Look at that fella over there with his hair spiked to the left and right....!"
"I know, he's such a wemom."
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