A wedgie is a common prank among teenagers in which the victims underwear is pulled up their back and is wedged between their ass cheeks. Wedgies are normally performed by cool guys who wear boxers on uncool people who wear briefs or tighty whiteys.
There are many different kinds of wedgie. A wedgie from the front, thus squashing the testicles is known as a melvin. A mervin is a wedgie, usually performed by two people, from both sides. A north, south, east and west wedgie is a wedgie from all four sides. A wedgie in which the victim is left hanging from a high up object i.e a coat hook or fence, is called a hanging wedgie. A wedgie where the victims underwear is completely torn off is known as a ripper wedgie. A wedgie in which the attacker jumps up and down to make the underwear wedge harder is known as a sky high wedgie.A wedgie where the victim is dragged along the ground by their underwear is a dragging wedgie. A wedgie where the victim is wedgied and then spun around is a flying dutchman wedgie. A wedgie where a pole is placed through the leg holes of the victims underwear and spun around is a propeller wedgie. A wedgie where the band of the underwear is placed over the head is an atomic wedgie.
My friend apparently use to give me wedgies all the time because I wore tighty whiteys. I now know he was lying because even though we both wear boxers he still gives them to me. One time I was at his house and he went to the bathroom. I wasn't paying attention and before I know it he is in the room giving me a wedgie. This was even when I wore boxers. His mom asked what was going on and he said nothing. I was sleeping over in his house that night. We were playing truth or dare and I chose dare. He dared me to do whatever he said all night. I said I'd do it because if I didn't it was ten kicks in the balls. I didn't realize his parents were away all weekend. He said i had to let him do every kind of wedgie on me. I had to let him do it. He gave me an atomic wedgie so high it went under my chin. it was soooooooo painful. Then he gave me a hanging wedgie. He did it off the basketball hoop in his back yard and then he started throwing things at me. He made me go home the next day and get all my boxers so he could give me more. He gave me a ripper wedgie in my favorite pair (My white American Eagles). Then he gave me a propeller wedgie and a sky high wedgie. It was horrible. The most pain though was when he mixe three different wedgies. A hanging wedgie, an atomic wedgie and a melvin. He hung me off a coat hook with my boxers over the back of my head and my balls were absolutely killing me. He let me down after like two hours. Then h said he would only make me do one more. He made me strip down to my boxers and then gave me a hanging wedgie of a tree in his front yard so everyone could see. I got him back though because last time my parents were away I dared him to do everything I said and I gave him the same treatment but a million times worse!!!
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