1: A wedgie should be given if it asked for. Such as when a person's waistband shows.
2: If a person is wearing tighty whities, give it to him just for wearing them. They are unacceptable.
3: Melvins should be given to all tighty whitie wearers, then they should have to be pantsed, and atomic wedgied.
4: If the waistband comes off during a wedgie, the wedgied shall wear it on their head all day long.
Hey, Mac, your wearing Tighty Whities! That means, wait I have to check the wedgie rules, you get a melvin!
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