A highly talented, yet fowl tempered English footballer. As well as his football ability he also possesses the ability to look like both Shrek and a potato, yet potatoes and Shrek look nothing alike.
'Man, Wayne Rooney sure does look like a potato, lets watch Shrek.'
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