A cross between an Umpire and a Vampire. They pose little threat to the human race as their only power is calling a baseball game down the middle and they are only able to come out at night.
-Holy shit! Is that a Vampire?
--No dude! I think it's an umpire!
---You guys are dumbasses. It's nothing but a harmless wampire.
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