A person recently hired by Walmart.
Usually unfamiliar with the destruction of local shops and extremy low prices, Walmartians end up living in a different world, in parallel of reality, as if "abducted by Walmart".
Person 1 - Hey look, it's Kate over there in her Walmart cashier uniform. Let's go talk to her.
Person 2 - You know she can't speak our English since she is a Walmartian.
Person 1 - Ah yeah, that's true. Sorry
Kate - HAVE A COUPON !!!!! 20 % OFF GUNS !!!! OH YOU LOST YOUR JOB ??? I'M SORRY MR GROCERY STORE OWNER !!!
Prices shown in USD.
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