Wafflenuts are the small bits of poo that men (and some women!) get stuck on the end of their arsehole hairs. Often caused by lacklustre wiping of the bumcrack.
Well, Jim, I'm afraid you have such an advanced case of wafflenuts that incineration of the anal beard is the only viable option.
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