The hardest metal known to man, which Volvos are made of.
Volvos are actually harder than diamonds.
They're made out of a material called
Volvonium, mined in the mountains of Sweden by
hard-working Nordic Gnomes. After the material
is melted by launching it into the sun via
herring-powered rocket, the molten Volvonium is
allowed to cool slightly, and is then beaten
into shape by Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor.
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