A crazy cat-lady, she is also my father. She has issues with people who wear braces and like margarine. Disregarding the fact that she had braces herself. She has brown hair and cat eyes which are green. She has a dog that rapes her cats.
'What did she say?'
'I think her name's Violet.'
'Stay away from my children!'
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