Where to begin?
-Loaded with hicks
-The hippies are cool to hang with, and they act like the rednecks, just dress different
-Tasty local beers
-One of only 3 states you can carry a pistol concealed without a permit
-Lot of muddin' trails
-Great hunting and fishing
-High taxes (unfortunately the sales and income taxes do not help relieve the property tax).
-Restorative justice system (even my Liberal friends think a child rapist deserves more than 60 days in the slammer)
-Creepy towns- not as bad as what's in our major cities in the US, but by rural standards scary.
-Inbreds that make a native of Arkansas feel less ashamed.
-98% white- it doesn't matter if a place is 98% white or 98% black- diversity is a stupid thing to worry about. I actually knew a Black guy from VT that drove a pickup and loved beating on it- he's hick in my book.
-Democratic- if you ever want to see a full blown, stereotypical hillbilly, lifted truck, deer heads on wall, country singin' and tobacco chewin' redneck with an Obama sign in front of his shack- go to Vermont.
-Cheese and maple syrup...good stuff, but available in other states.
I saw a truck with a Vermont plate- it had a shotgun in the back window, a Rebel flag of all things, and an Obama sticker from the election.
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