Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
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