1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
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