1. Ranked the 8th best overall university in the country by U.S. News and World Report.
2. The worst four years of your life.
3. The school that people in Korea know about but people in Chicago don't.
4. Not UIC (University of Illinois in Chicago)
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: University of Chicago.
Person 1: Cool! I have a couple of friends that go there!
Person 2: No, you don't. It's U of C, not UIC.
Man 1: Is that a woman or a tree with warts?
Man 2: Impossible to tell, but she/it looks better than my
last girl friend from this school. Let's pop some more
anti-anxiety pills, smoke some weed, and drink a bit and see if she'll talk to us. Will you back me up in case I get scared?
Man 1: Please, does E=MC^2? Of course I'll back you up.
Man 2: Thanks, man. Hey, if this doesn't work out, let's go
home and study!
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