University of Central Florida
The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.
If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.
The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.
I received a first-class education in awesomeness at the University of Central Florida. My major was mechanical engineering.
Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.
UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?
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